Everybody’s favorite so-bad-it’s-good 2023 launch Crime Boss: Rockay Metropolis has gotten a free Halloween replace, providing you with a option to spend spooky season reliving the horrors of watching semi-beloved 90s actors telephone it in.

Sure, the sport that rocked up in our lives and provided us a concentrated dose of half-baked 90s nostalgia that served as a fairly wonderful indication that we must always most likely cease doing half-baked 90s nostalgia continues to be receiving updates. Consider me, I’m as shocked as you’re.

Crime Boss’ replace 5.0 most likely gained’t prevent from by no means with the ability to see its all-star solid, which in case you’ve forgotten, contains the likes of Michael Madsen, Chuck Norris and even Vanilla Ice, in the identical mild ever once more, but it surely does give the sport a pleasant Halloween-themed makeover.

As you may see in this trailer, the replace slaps some nicely-decorated pumpkins onto enemy gangsters and provides a chainsaw-wielding slasher film baddie dubbed “Indignant Butcher” (no, not that one Diablo followers) to the sport’s Turf Warfare mode.

It additionally contains some new eventualities, Diner and Seashore Highway Underpass, which can process you with sneaking into enemy territory with out triggering the alarm to thwart trades. It’s most likely secure to imagine these offers are happening in a diner and close to an underpass, however hey, possibly that’s only a ruse from some artful gangsters.

In the event you’re not within the temper to take down the free market, you may go to the brand new “Procuring Arcade”, a giant two-floor mall, which seemingly boasts some new methods to buy.

5.0 additionally comes with a number of normal gameplay enhancements and tweaks, headlined by some new teammates, a stealth overhaul with the intention to sneak round with these new teammates, and the power to toggle your crosshair, which you’ll be capable of check out whereas aiming your gun on the head of a type of new teammates.

Detrimental perks additionally look to have been eliminated, which could enable you to really feel extra optimistic after admitting to your mates that you simply’re nonetheless taking part in that recreation all of them joked about again in March.

Then once more, possibly you jumped into it free of charge throughout September’s Xbox play days and by accident acquired hooked, through which case they won’t spend greater than an hour roasting you through your messaging app of selection. Hey, at the very least you’re not making an attempt to persuade them that you simply unironically love The Lord of the Rings: Gollum or Cranium Island: Rise of Kong.