Last Fantasy VII Rebirth isn’t out till early subsequent yr, however forward of the sport’s launch it’s been rated and reviewed by the Leisure Software program Ranking Board (ESRB). Seems the Teen-rated RPG will comprise a “bodacious seashore bod.” The query is: Who’s rocking that physique?

Last Fantasy VII Rebirth, coming solely to PS5 on February 29, 2024, picks up after the occasions of 2020’s Last Fantasy VII Remake and is the following entry in Sq. Enix’s three-part Last Fantasy VII remake mission. We’ve already seen just a few trailers for the upcoming RPG, however we’ve discovered a bit extra about Rebirth due to a newly posted score description on the ESRB’s official web site.

The ESRB’s score description explains that some girls within the sport are “designed with revealing outfits” together with “deep cleavage.” The ESRB additionally states that Rebirth incorporates “suggestive dialogue” and close-up pictures of characters’ our bodies. It factors to at least one instance the place the digital camera pans to somebody, presumably carrying a revealing outfit, who then says: “Simply admit it. You’re clearly captivated by my bodacious seashore bod.”

Now, the best way the ESRB describes this makes it inconceivable to say who has (or thinks they’ve) a bodacious seashore bod. So who, among the many forged of FF7 characters, appears the most certainly to say they’ve a bodacious seashore bod? Place your bets now!

Different secrets and techniques revealed by the ESRB

The ESRB’s score description of Rebirth additionally confirms that no less than one character might be “impaled” by a sword in gradual movement. Famously, and beware spoilers for a sport launched within the ‘90s, Aerith was killed by sword-wielding Sephiroth within the unique sport. You may describe what occurs in that unique sequence as “gradual movement,” too. It appears the brand new remake sequel will do the identical. The query is, who will get stabbed this time round?

In October, Rebirth director Naoki Hamaguchi promised a “huge shock” throughout that well-known, iconic loss of life. However he didn’t elaborate past that tease. Does he imply that another person will get stabbed in gradual movement? Maybe no person will get stabbed and Sephiroth simply misses and runs away embarrassed. Or would it not be actually shocking to stab Aerith and trick everybody into pondering you wouldn’t try this this time round? Perhaps somebody simply has a imaginative and prescient of a slow-mo stab. I’m undecided, actually.

Oh and at last, the ESRB confirms that some characters get drunk and slur their speech and also you’ll hear folks say shit, asshole, and prick. I can’t wait!

Right here’s the total ESRB description for FF7 Rebirth, coming February 2024 to PS5.

That is an motion role-playing sport by which gamers observe the story of a mercenary (Cloud Strife) on a quest to avoid wasting the planet from evil. Gamers discover fantasy landscapes, carry out missions, and battle monsters and troopers in frenetic melee fight. Characters use swords, staffs, weapons, and magic spells to combat monsters and human troopers; fight is highlighted by impression sounds, cries of ache, and explosions. Cutscenes depict additional cases of violence, generally with splatters/swimming pools of blood: characters impaled or slashed by swords, generally with slow-motion results; an murderer throwing a spinning blade at a focused determine; characters shot by troopers.

Some feminine characters are designed with revealing outfits (e.g., deep cleavage); suggestive dialogue generally accompanies digital camera panning/close-ups of characters’ our bodies/outfits (e.g., “Simply admit it. You’re clearly captivated by my bodacious seashore bod.”). The sport incorporates some alcohol content material: as Cloud, gamers can drink a model of moonshine whereas at a bar; cutscenes generally function drunk characters slurring their speech. A handful of scenes depict characters smoking cigars or out of hookahs. The phrases “sh*t,” “a*shole,” and “pr*ck” seem within the sport.

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