
Whats up, America, I’m a fading made-for-TV film star you form of bear in mind from that one Hallmark film concerning the woman with diabetes who bought bitten by a squirrel and her child had leukemia or one thing. When was the final time you used a laptop computer in your bicycle? Was it final week? The week earlier than that? Do you also have a bicycle? No matter occurred to bicycles? What was that man saying on the finish of that Radiohead video?
Whats up from me now, America. I’m an equally fading star however nonetheless simply costly sufficient that the makers of this industrial may solely afford one take with me. I’ve scabies.
Whats up once more, America, it’s your first clay-faced pseudo-celebrity again once more. Name this hotline to donate your laptop computer and bicycle to me. I want each of these items and I want them from you particularly. If you happen to shouldn’t have a laptop computer, please go instantly to the closest digital retailer and scream “What Are You Taking part in” on the buying carts till the police very politely ask you to go away the premises.
Bonus query: Who’s your favourite villain from a chunk of child-targeted media?
Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): Train video games are getting a little bit of a exercise, since I’m nonetheless kinda sore from Halloween (I don’t suggest climbing in steel-toed boots except you actually wanna work these thighs and glutes). Oof, Dratini Group Day is actually going to be painful. I’m praying Ring Match Journey will give me simply sooner or later the place an entire degree isn’t dedicated to leg coaching!
For the bonus query, I believe I’m going with Ice King from Journey Time. He’s technically a villain, however a lot is revealed about his previous and psychological state that you simply really feel for him and see that not everybody who acts poorly does so as a result of they’re imply or merciless.
Ben Griggs (@braxwolf): World of Warships, Basis, possibly Cyberpunk 2077.
Syndrome from The Incredibles.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, weblog): So my husband and guildies twisted my arm and I’m going to a minimum of have a short go at New World once more this weekend. I’m not tremendous feeling it, and after I logged in final evening I remembered how a lot I hated the chat interface, however we’ll see the way it goes.
This bonus query turned out to be deceptively onerous. My favourite Disney film doesn’t also have a villain. Lotso from Toy Story 3? Jafar from Aladdin? Looks like by definition, the villains in child content material are fairly one-dimensional, so favourite is a stretch.
Chris Neal (@wolfyseyes, weblog): I’m three for 3 on profitable MMO return journeys, which suggests I’ve to resolve on specializing in leveling up my Elementalist in Guild Wars 2, climbing up the crafting and fight ranges in New World, or slowly studying the brand new Phantasy Star On-line 2: New Genesis character. Selections, choices.
Bonus query: Don Carnage from TaleSpin. He was such a unbelievable cartoon baddie in addition to an awesome villain total.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, weblog): Somewhat little bit of Ultimate Fantasy XIV after which… I don’t know. The weekend goes to really be slightly busy all spherical, so I may not have an entire lot of spare time for video video games past the minimal.
It’s onerous to not love Ursula from The Little Mermaid, and I’d be remiss to not level out that Starscream is an absolute jerk and he’s superior and my favourite.
Mia DeSanzo (@neschria): I will likely be taking part in Misplaced Ark and/or Tower of Fantasy. Most likely. I’ll reserve recreation time as a reward for doing bodily remedy workout routines. I tousled my again large time.
My favourite villain was/is Desslok from Star Blazers. I had a crush on him.
Sam Kash (@thesamkash): I accomplished the GW2 Halloween meta so I’ll be slowing down on that however I’m think about I’ll nonetheless knock out the dailies. I’ve additionally pulled again on MultiVersus considerably. I used to be hitting that “why am I doing this once more?” level. So I don’t actually know what else I’ll play. I’ve nonetheless bought The Elder Scrolls On-line caught on the again of my thoughts so… possibly. However I’ve additionally been attempting with the thought of Tower of Fantasy or related. We’ll see.
Bonus: Proper off the dome, I’ll go together with Spinel from Steven Universe: The Film. Complicated, initially misunderstood, however finally redeemed. I’ll by no means miss an opportunity to inform everybody about how unbelievable Steven Universe is.
Tyler Edwards (weblog): New World and Everlasting, as is my wont.
Bonus query: I don’t have interaction with a variety of media focused to youngsters, however I checked out Gravity Falls just a few months again after having fun with Inside Job, and I gotta say Invoice Cipher is impressively terrifying for a youngsters’ present villain.

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